I wanna take Red Rocks Sammy and crack him like a glow stick
This is the best post I’ve ever made
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Light pollution has to upset crowley. Like you're telling me she made the stars only to have them covered up in certain parts of the world?!? He was aware they'd be in the background at night, like a wallpaper. But to have them completely gone and unnoticeable, must upset him even more. If there's one thing she could absolutely hold a grudge against is mankind creating fuckin light pollution I can't.
Justice for crowley's stars is needed dearly.
Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter
I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official
